I see the whale, and the waves keep coming. DAMN THIS PEG-LEG!

Thursday, October 27, 2005

please don't commit me, my wife

after reading my post from yesterday, my wife said it could be a study in free association. well she didn't say exactly that, but i like to take things to beyond extreme.
so here's what i have to say to that...

Laura, my short friend, doesn't like birds. Birds fly. Ian flies in huge aircraft. he also snowboards. my friend Justin snowboards. he also wakeboards. i miss wakeboarding.
Ryan Stiles.
cats are fun. i wish i had one without the work. i ate a banana. it's a fruit. so is apple. i have an apple computer. you should buy apple stock. i told my dad to buy stock two days before it went up ten dollars per share.
You guys were right...Batman Begins is amazing.
i am not a communist. however i used to like the idea...until i was set straight.
apparently i am lacking something spiritual because i "have a hole i am trying to fill."
Holes was a good movie.

i am sorry, i have to stop.
i apologize if my writing style is hard to follow, but like Drew Barrymore's character from '50 first dates' i have no long-term memory and i have to get it all out before i forget...besides its not like i'm writing a book...i'm writing a log.
speaking of logs, i gotta run.

12 Days

1 comment:

Herr Vogler said...

i think reed's gone off the deep end. my wife and i go swimming in the summer. i don't like winter very much. really i don't like the cold. i think my wife is getting a cold. i feel bad for her. she's at school every day until 10:00. bill maher is on at 10:00 tonight. i think he's funny but i think he hates on religious people a little too much. in all fairness religious people can be scary sometimes. especially when they're telling others how to live their lives. i don't like being told what to do. after many years of working several different jobs i've discovered that i'm no good at working for others. especially stupid people. i really can't stand stupid people. especially the gay guy that i work with. he's funny but he's a royal pain in the butt and complains too much. i suppose i'm not that surprised. speaking of being surprised, why is it that everyone in washington, d.c. is suprised that harriet miers withdrew her nomination from the supreme court but normal people pretty much knew it was coming? did anyone else see the colbert report last night? he made pretty bad fun of her, too. i think i'll stop there.