I see the whale, and the waves keep coming. DAMN THIS PEG-LEG!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

WTF? (warning...contains vulgar language that pretty much is unavoidable!)

so after knocking over the garbage can with all those coffee grounds i go outside and notice another advent package from my mom in law (lots of goodies!) underneath that is a nice little note from the condo association that we are a part of.

the note reads basically that there are people in the association who's outside decks are suffering from dryrot. so in order to get a "good deal" from a contractor, they have to do all the decks at the same time. oh yeah, and each member in the association has to pony up 1000 dollars...1000 DOLLARS (above and beyond the already significant monthly payment) by February 1st.

what the shit is that?

don't they have any sort of little nest egg for events that aren't in the normal course of things? and what else comes with my new deck...a built in bbq, or some hot asian lady who gives tissue deep massages? i mean really...my deck doesn't have dryrot. and if it did, i wouldn't go out there...i think i've gone it once (when i was looking at it before i bought the place.)

i won't murder anyone though because if the law changes i wouldn't want to end up like any character in 1 In 9!

and all of this comes on top of my nerves about auditioning to be a freshman in a music program. comfort food is my only friend.

just when i thought i was making a dent in my school tuition with savings.

sorry about the rant, but it feels good. now i will go and watch the reuniting of all the members of Americas next top model.

much love my homies!!!!

1 comment:

Ian D. said...

for x-mass i will send you a lawn chair!